What you’re currently viewing is something that the world has come to know as a “Website’, specifically a form of BLOG (short for ‘Blogging Website’). It is made possible thanks to the kind folks at SquareSpace that host the website on servers that shoot data particles through copper wires and nitrogen rich air to make words and pictures appear on your screen. The modern website contains various exciting features to interact with, including some things to click on, and other things to click on. These interactive elements provide the user with an immersive browsing experience that can replicate the feeling achieved from various real life scenarios like flipping light switches, or pressing buttons on a toaster oven.
Hey, what the heck is this?
I put this section of text here to explain why I made this site, and what -if any- benefit it could have on the world. It explains the precise motive behind creating such a breathtaking and inspirational space for people to click on things, and view the contents of. This section of text offers a deep, in depth analysis of the creative choices in the design of the website, from the shade of pure black used for the background, to the remarkable radiance of the white used for the user interface. Users will finish reading this section feeling well informed about the simple yet incredibly sophisticated foundation this website is built upon.
Hey, why is this here?
Hey, who are you and how did you get in my technology device?
I sure am glad you asked and I would love to answer that. I’m This One, also commonly known as That One by people that know me and don’t have to ask that question. I like cool stuff like doing cool things, and combining vowels and consonants into words(which is also a cool thing, mind you). I reside as a land dwelling inhabitant of the planet Earth and look at the stars in the sky when they aren’t hiding behind clouds. Most of my notable achievements are still held in visions of the future, where they are perpetually pushed further and further into the realm of unforeseen obscurity. Despite this, I have chosen a life dedicated to things such as ‘persevering’ and ‘working hard’. I often times find myself filled with determination and intrigue, yet other times I feel myself unfilled with those very things. I try to find balance in everything, because it is unquestionably possible that is the most important and unavoidable property of the universe. Just, sometimes balance doesn’t look exactly how we expect it to.
As for how I got into your retinas, like I said, data particle canons from today’s sponsor for many YouTube channels that aren’t mine, the website host SquareSpace. Sign up now using someone else’s coupon code for a discount that lasts the duration of a predetermined length of time. It has features like accessing charts that show information, and the ability to open and close the app whenever you want.
Okay… cool… Are there any rules here?
Yes.
Plenty of them.
Nothing is ever finished. I reserve the right to change, append, and remove content as I consider everything a work in progress. Publishing something does not mean the work is complete and I will likely continue working on it for as long as I remember it exists. Like, if you build a house, you can live in it right away pretty much, but you’ll never be finished making it your own, you could spend a lifetime painting, moving furniture, changing lightbulbs, painting the lightbulbs, moving the paintings, painting the movers, fixing the sink, replacing the sink, realizing the plumber skimped on the pvc pipes in your plumbing and have to replace the entire line to the sewer, painting again, buying a cool sculpture of a phoenix and putting it in your bathroom next to your new sink, painting again, having second thoughts about the sink you got so you go to the store to see if you can exchange it, install a new sink and put the old one in the front yard, it sits there for a few months, someone finally stops and takes the sink and you sigh a brief breath of relief, realize the phoenix doesn’t really go with the new sink, start missing the old sink, paint the phoenix, regret it and try to remove the paint, tarnish the metal of the phoenix with paint thinner, sit the phoenix in the front yard hoping someone takes it, people compliment your new lawn ornament, you force a chuckle, years pass and the phoenix just looks like a rusted chunk of crap, paint again, you know, that kind of stuff. Think of the posts as the houses for the words I put inside them.
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